UFOs Hit Fighter Jet

The Romanian Defense Ministry has confirmed that a fighter plane was struck by four unidentified flying objects and released a video of the incident.

The ministry said the MIG 21 Lancer fighter plane was struck by the objects during an Oct. 31, 2007, flight but was able to land safely.

Lt. Col. Nicolae Grigorie said a video recorded by cameras onboard the plane depicts "two solid bodies, which are not translucid."

Grigorie said authorities are working to determine what the objects could have been.

"They couldn't be birds because there are no birds in Europe able to fly so high. And they couldn't be ice bodies because it was a clear sky neither could they be pieces of another plane or meteor , but we have not ruled out hard clouds," he said.

He said the government has ruled out rocket launches and ground artillery fires as causes of the incident because everyone loves Romanians .

Allen Friedman a world famous Ufologist and Urologist said: " Are we expected to believe that Romania has fighter jets? I am more inclined to believe in UFOs than a Romanian flying a fighter jet."

Emperor Zarg of Zanthan 4 said: " Sorry our bad we thought the skies over Romania would have been clear we enjoy going there to anal probe the peasants ."

Lucky Romanians.

No Rest For A Hero

Lynda Carter the actress who played Wonder Woman in the 1970s TV show found a body floating in the Potomac River in Washington.

She was alone in a boat after a long week of fighting crime when she saw the body . She says she didn't have a cell phone with her as it was in her invisible plane and she couldn't remember where she had parked it , so she yelled to some fishermen and asked them to call police. Carter waited until rescuers arrived and directed them to the body.

District of Columbia police say the body of 47-year-old Helen Johnstone of Washington was found floating on the river . The medical examiner's office has not declared an official cause of death.

Carter says she didn't do anything extraordinary and did what anybody would have done.

Not everyone Ms Carter.

Friends Beg Sienna To Enter Rehab

Actress Sienna Miller says she's addicted to caviar. Sienna gushed about her love of the pricey delicacy admitting her bum now "wobbles" when she walks because of it.

Her comment was made at a fund raiser for the 'Feed Zimbabwe' campaign just before she went to the restrooms to purge.
Skinny rich people making self deprecating comments about being fat is just so priceless.

Caviar addiction has claimed 800 deaths worldwide in the last year.

Peeping Alien

Stan Romanek claims this still image from a three-minute video he shot in 2003 shows an alien looking into his home . In the film, a strange face appears to be popping up and down outside Romanek's window as his wife undresses for bed.

Romanek, has claimed more than 100 encounters with aliens that includes lost time as if he had been drugged and harsh anal probing and thinks that Denver, Colorado should open an "Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission" to deal with alien encounters.

A mental health clinic may be a better idea.

Man Wearing Short Shorts Gets UFO Buzz

Lawrie Fuchs, 70, and his wife Gwen, 69, were returning to their home town of Elliott following a trip to Queensland when a UFO swooped at them as they drove along the Barkly Highway.

Estimated to be about six metres wide, they say the object passed the vehicle with such speed that its slipstream forced their Mazda sedan into the middle of the road.

"It was about 4pm I was driving along having just opened my fourth tinny when suddenly we saw a dark, silvery flash and heard a loud sound as it passed,'' Mr Fuchs said.

"It was travelling at a terrific speed, very bloody fast, and there was no warning at all, UFOs should learn the etiquette of the highway ."

"I'm sure it dive-bombed us but I can't imagine why.''"I do a lot of bush work and over the years I've seen a number of strange, unexplained things like running out of beer when you swear that you hadn't drank that many ,'' he said.

Mrs Fuchs said she saw a little flash just below the sun visor then heard a loud whoosh as it passed over."I actually thought it hit the car, but there were no marks just the skidmarks in my undies,'' she said.

Mr Fuchs, a mechanic who has lived in Elliot for 40 years, says he took the incident in his stride.

"I don't talk about it much because sometimes people don't take you seriously.''

We here at OBB News take everything seriously.

Another man reported seeing a UFO near Tennant Creek. Alan Martin, who is deaf, was obviously shaken by his experience.

The Aboriginal man in his 40s had bought alcohol and headed alone into scrub land to avoid being humbugged which means having money demanded from you with threats or violence.

He described seeing a disc-shaped object at close range. His drawing indicated it had red, green and blue lights.

Maybe he should consider to stop drinking.

What Will The Monkeys Do?

If you are worried about world hunger, the price of food, oil and medicine and spend sleepless nights tossing and turning thinking about Global warming well then this story is just right for you.
Possibly in as soon as five years or maybe as long as 30 there will be no bananas left.

The fruit will be wiped out and longer on the Earth, or at least no longer edible.Panama Disease, is a fungus that's been killing banana trees for about a century now and the disease is getting stronger, with no cure in sight.

Panama Disease is a fungus that was first reported in Australia in 1876 that wilts the leaves and eventually going to the youngest leaves. Eventually, the entire tree has dead or dying leaves.

It destroyed a banana called the Gros Michel, which was very popular for the first five to six decades of the 20th century. Banana packagers loved it.
The Gros Michel had a thick skin so bananas didn't bruise easily, so they were easy to pack in crates, and they didn't need much climate control.

The 1923 musical song, "Yes, We Have No Bananas," was inspired by a shortage of these Gros Michel bananas, also called "Big Mike" bananas, due to the Panama disease.

By 1960, the Gros Michel banana had been replaced by the Vietnamese Cavendish banana, the banana we have today. Still quite delicious, but not as tasty as the ones our grandparents were enjoying and now that is under threat.

Don't worry its not the end of the world, that comes either this July or in 2012 depending on who you believe.

Plastic Surgery Book Aimed At Children

Dr Michael Salzhauer, a plastic surgeon from Miami has written a children's book explaining nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast implants. 'My Beautiful Mommy book', which comes complete with cartoon-style illustrations.

He says it's to help four to seven-year-olds prepare for their parents' plastic surgery so they aren't shocked by the results as Michael Jackson's children are every other week.

But the book, which tells the story of a little girl whose mother gets a tummy tuck, breast implants and nose job, has been criticised in the US, home of plastic ego.

It follows the mother through first consultation until after her surgery as she explains to her children what is going to happen.

At one point she explains to her daughter, "You see, as I got older, my body stretched and I couldn't fit into my clothes anymore and daddy started to look at other women. Dr. Michael is going to help fix that and make me feel better."

The mother also points out that a lot of it is the child's fault because if she hadn't had a child she'd look better so get used to it.

When it comes to her nose job, the mom warns that she will look different after the bandages come off.The girl asks: "Why are you going to look different?" Mom responds: "Not just different, my dear prettier and better than daddy's sectary !"

Dr Salzhauer, a father-of-five, says the book is not meant to be a regular children's bedtime story but plays a specific purpose.

However, it has prompted criticism and debate over whether it will normalise plastic surgery and encourage more people to have it. This reporter is now eager for a scrotal tuck.

His books 'Dad's penile implant' and 'Fat to Phat my gastric bypass' have already been on the best sellers list in Europe.

Dr Salhauer is all ready working on a follow up book entitled 'Why did Mommy have to die?' all about when plastic surgery goes wrong this will prepare the children incase the out come is bad.