Rehab Is For Quitters

Amy Winehouse the Brittish chart topping singer is looking more glassy eyed than usual. It isn't because of her drug and alcohol addictions this time, its because she has become the latest star to join the wax work collection at Madame Tussauds in London.

The glossy hair and glowing skin on the wax dummy seems to be a wax brushed image of Amy as she is usually seen disheveled with a matted beehive and cigarette in her mouth as she staggers from night clubs getting into fights.

The singer decided to stay home and let her parents Janis and Mitch unveil the figure. Amy refused to model for the artists so they had to work from photographs which took 4 months to complete. Mother Janis was quoted as being 'stunned' by the figure her father Mitch said Burt Reynolds looked a bit creepy. Mr Reynolds was in town for a movie and was not on display.

Winehouse Rehab A Waste Of Time

Rehab singer Amy Winehouse has admitted to taking heroine while being treated for drug abuse in rehab while under 24-hour supervision.

The troubled singer who was recently diagnosed with emphysema after she collapsed - told OBB News of her wild ways.

She said: 'I've never been to rehab I mean, done it properly. I'm young, and I'm in love, and I get my nuts off sometimes.

'To be honest, my husband's away, I'm bored, I'm young. I felt like there was nothing to live for. It's just been a low ebb.'

There is now surveillance outside of her home and a security guard standing at the door.
Anyone who wishes to enter the house in Camden, north London needs approval and to promise not to let Amy take any of the drugs they bring in.

Dr Cure TV celebrity doctor said: " If people don't want help then there is nothing you can do to help them, they can't be forced. All of this is covered in my latest book 'your pain my pain' .

She performed at the 90th birthday concert for the political terrorist Nelson Mandela where she sang a rendition of the famous song Fee Nelson Mandela, but later changed the lyrics to say 'Free Blaky my fella.'

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Zombie Winehouse

She may have talent, a substance abuse problem and a face for radio. Amy Winehouse is thought by top experts to have turned into a zombie.

Winehouse was bitten by her husband Blake Fielder-Civil a rage infected primate while she visited him in prison where he is serving time for perverting the course of justice by trying to bribe his way out of an assault charge.

The once functioning performer now shuffles about listlessly and grunts and claws at the paparazzi, the only shred of her former life she remembers is drinking and smoking.

If she exchanges body fluids with someone else they may also become infected. It is not known at this time how this will effect her music career.

Friends Don't Let Amy Winehouse Babysit

The stresses of a music and babysitting career look to be getting to Amy Winehouse.
The 24 year-old who is recording the next Bond theme knocked back 3 shots, smoked a cigarette then snorted some white powder of a mirror.
Sources close to the singer say it was only Johnson and Johnson baby powder.