Polar Bears Have More Logic Than Women

Keepers at the Berlin Zoo were praised for their bravery after they dragged a 32-year-old woman out of a moat inside the polar bear enclosure.

It is thought that the bears used their hypnotic power of cute and cuddly on the woman who climbed over a fence, and a line of prickly hedges too get in.

She suffered serious injuries after being bitten on her arms and legs.

"The woman has proved herself to be careless and retarded by jumping into the enclosure," a police spokesman said afterwards. "Logic tells us that polar bears will do this type of thing in this situation."

The famous hand reared polar bear Knut was in the same enclosure. He was not available for comment.

Knut The Psychopathic Killer

Knut the polar bear that was rejected by his mother and hand raised by zoo handlers even though animal rights activist Frank Albrecht called for its death rather than be treated like a pet has turned into a vicious killer.

The bear whose home is at the Berlin Zoo has been likened to Ted Bundy who had a loving upbringing but still turned into a serial killer.

The Polar bear caught 10 carp from the moat that surrounded him and ripped them to shreds in front of several disgusted zoo patrons.

Knut "senselessly murdered the carp" as reported in one German newspaper. He eventually ate the fish but there has been speculation that hand-reared Knut killed the carp just for fun.

Tyler Cowen, traveler and economics professor and regular contributor to the New York Times said: "Umm... he's a Polar Bear!"

Yes Mr Cowen Knut is indeed a Polar Bear, a Carp murdering Polar Bear to be exact, have we not learned anything from the Holocaust? first its 10 fish and before you know it 6 million are dead, live with that Mr Cowen.