Kosher Meth

In America's largest kosher slaughterhouse Agriprocessors in Postville, Iowa, police raided it after a 6 month investigation when they suspected everything was not so kosher.

80 percent of the workforce was illegal. They included rabbis responsible for kosher supervision, who believed entered the United States from Canada without proper immigration documents.

Other illegal immigrants were found along with a methamphetamine laboratory . You don't have to be high to work there but it helps.

In total 697 plant employees were believed to have violated federal laws.

Agriprocessors officials made a brief comment to OBB News: " Oy veh again with the persecution, God chose us to make meth we are the chosen dealers."

Neighbour Watch Out For Jokers

In Dubuque, Iowa a couple of well known pranksters Rick and Marilyn Jones left town for a wedding, neighbours seeking payback decided to give them the message "fork you."

Tom and Paula Tschudi planted 3,000 white plastic forks in the Jones' yard and dangled more from the roof, fence and garage."We just wanted to do something funny to them, because every time we leave, they pull some prank on us," said hilariously funny Paula Tschudi, who promised to help pick up the forks.

Over the years, the Joneses have strung beer cans like holiday lights around the Tschudis' home, put a for-sale sign in their yard and strung yellow crime-scene tape around chalk outlines of bodies on the sidewalk buried a dead horse in their lawn and sold one of their children to Arab slavers.

The Tschudis, their remaining two children and another neighborhood family planted the forks , one passer-by asked what they were doing.
"We told him we were aerating their lawn," Paula Tschudi said with a hearty laugh.

OBB News who likes a jest or two also went through the Jones' house and wiped all of their video tapes including their wedding set, stole their DVDs and put pinpricks in the condoms kept in the table beside their bed, now thats comedy.