McNugget Emergency

A Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald’s employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets.
27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out.

The McNugget Nazi of a cashier refused a refund and said all sales were final and told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate.

Gee I wonder why.

Goodman called 911 and said: “This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one, I need the nuggets man.”

Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charge and for being an idiot.

A McDonald’s spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she’s being sent a gift card for a free meal.

When they say a free meal they don't mean the works, they mean a Big Mac meal or a regular sized McNugget meal. I think for the utter stupidity Goodman should be given several meals all served by a clown other than the cashier because even in this recession McDonald's for some reason is still making a profit.

OBB News wishes to thank the people of Florida and Texas for without them these idiot stories wouldn't exist.

Burger Batter

Florida, North America, A Vero Beach man faces charges after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger.

Vincent Gonzalez, 22, and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.

Gonzalez would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed a Quarter pounder cheeseburger into her face.

The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man took the McDonald's burger and put it on her face again.

The man was released on $1,000 bond but may face attempted murder charges as his girlfriend is lactose intolerant.

McDonald's have refused to take any responsibility for selling comestibles that can be used as dangerous weapons.

A McDonald's spokesman said: "The dressings were centred the pickles were side by side not touching and the two slices of cheese were star shaped at the point of purchase. What the customer does with it after that is not our concern."

Manager Gets Grilled Over naked Pictures

Phillip Sherman of Arkansas left his cell phone behind at a McDonald's restaurant by accident. On the phone were naked pictures of his wife Tina.

Employees of the Fayetteville store took great interest in the missing property and promised to secure it until he returned. Since then the pictures have turned up on the Internet.

The Shermans have filed a lawsuit for $3 million in damages for suffering, embarrassment , the cost of having to move to a new home and a breast enhancement operation.

Manager Aaron Brummley declined to comment, and other company officials didn't return messages..

McDonald's Spokesperson Hamburglar said: "We didn't steal the pictures we just borrowed them."

Edward Tandy a former employee of the store said in a brief comment: " LOL".

Tina Sherman has since re-thought her habit of sending naked pictures of herself to those in her top five.

Burger Boy Makes It Big

At a McDonald's store in Cardiff Luke Pittard has won crew member of the month 18 times in a row. Pittard, 25, won £1.3million on the National Lottery 18 months ago.

He celebrated in the usual way, buying a new home getting some lipo suction a few sheep and splashing out on a lavish wedding to his girlfriend Emma Cox, 29 a fellow worker and holiday in the Canary Islands.

Then he realised that he missed his job, the smell of the grease, clearing tables after customers have eaten like pigs, the unblocking of toilets and working with lazy idiot teenagers.

He asked for his job back flipping burgers for £5.85 an hour .

He loved working at McDonald's before becoming a millionaire and had made a lot of good friends and now after his win he has made more and is now considered management material.

McDonald's manager Katherine Jones said: "Luke was always a great member of our team and when he won the lottery we were all so pleased for him, its nice that good things happen to ugly people it shows you we are all loved equally by god."