Things Get Ugly In Texas

Texas .......... again, A 7-year-old boy Donald Coffey Jr was shot dead in the head by a couple who thought he and three other people were trespassing on their property

Gayle Muhs who is allegedly a man named Gayle and his sister and wife Sheila Muhs who is also allegedly a man both 45, were charged with second-degree felony counts of aggravated assault in the shootings .

Authorities said the couple fired after they mistakenly thought the group was trespassing on their property.

The area includes a dirt road, trees and overgrown brush and it isn't uncommon for people to go off-roading there.

A sign in front of the suspects' home reads: "Trespassers will be shot. Survivers will be re- shot!! Smile I will." OBB News doubts that either have very good smiles. Another sign said, "Keep incest in the family, smile I will."

Sheila Muhs fired a 12-gauge shotgun once, then handed it to her husband, who also fired once

then Sheila Muhs looked up the number and called 911 and told the dispatcher: "They're out here tearing up the levee, so I shot them but good."

The levee was dry and full of good old boys drinking whiskey and eating rye bread sandwiches from Subway and the area belonged to the subdivision and was not private property.

The unarmed victims did not do anything threatening toward the Muhs.

Donald Coffey Sr. suffered a pellet wound in his right shoulder and his daughter, Destiny, suffered a wound to the elbow. The family friend, 30-year-old Patrick Cammack, was in serious condition Saturday with a head wound.

Bush Too Good For Greeting Job

The former US president George W Bush entered a hardware store called Elliott's outlet with his security detail saying "I'm looking for a job", store manager Andrea Bond said.

The owner of the Texas chain made the offer to employ him as a greeter earlier this month in a letter published in a Dallas newspaper.

Bush showing that he still has an unrealistic view of the world decided upon reflection to turn the job down.

Mr Bush spent an hour with his secret service security detail, chatting to customers and doing a little shopping. He bought a chainsaw and some duct tape.

A part-time job that would have given Mr Bush time to look for something better and still have some rent money coming in

The employment package offered parking for his security detail and an employee discount. Mr Bush thinks he can do better in this economic climate.

Mr Bush and his wife Laura moved into their new home in an expensive area of Dallas on Friday. They have kept their ranch at Crawford, Texas.

OBB News hopes that Laura isn't so picky at the jobs she is offered as millions are laid off every day.

Texan Zombies On The Loose

For years OBB News has been reporting about the amount of zombies to be found in the Texas and Florida areas but no one listened.
The commute into Austin Texas became one of horror as road signs told of the zombie danger.


There is only one thing worse than zombies, its Nazi zombies." This is really serious," Sara Hartley, a spokeswoman for the city Public Works Department told OBB News.

"It's sort of amusing, but not at all helpful," said Chris Lippincott, spokesman for the state Department of Transportation.

Not so amusing for us with tasty brains Mr Lippincott for that is the zombie main diet. OBB News suggests they take no chances with anyone from Texas or Florida and you must destroy the brain or sever the head.

No statement has been given from the Whitehouse yet which shows the seriousness of the situation.

Nothing On TV Anyway

Houston, Texas, America A death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it.

Andre Thomas, 25, was arrested for the fatal stabbings of his estranged wife, their young son and her 13-month-old daughter in March 2004.
Their hearts also had been ripped out. He was convicted and condemned for the infant's death.

While in Jail , Thomas plucked out his right eye before his trial in 2004. A judge ruled he was competent to stand trial as that is a common trick to fake appearing to be crazy .

Thomas was recently found in his cell on death row with blood on his face and was taken to the infirmary.

Thomas told them he pulled out his left eye and ingested it.

Thomas is now being treated at a prison psychiatric facility near Richmond southwest of Houston and is now getting regular meals.

"He will finally be able to receive the mental health care that we had wanted and begged for from day 1," Bobbie Peterson-Cate, Thomas' trial attorney, told OBB News. "He is insane and mentally ill. It is exactly the same reason he pulled out the last one."

Speculation on the Lawyer's part as he does not have a psychiatric degree and can not judge someone as being insane.

At his trial, defense lawyers also argued he suffered from alcohol and drug abuse and any other excuse they could think of for not accepting responsibility for his actions .

Next they will be appealing for mercy because Thomas is blind.

OBB News can not think of one good reason why Thomas should still not be executed but there is still no scheduled date for one. Thomas told his attorney that his eyes tasted like chicken.

A Sign Of The Times

In Houston,Texas, America. US citizens a fine example of the American education system protest amnesty for illegal immigrants arguing that anyone who can’t master English doesn’t deserve to live in America.

Shortly after the protest immigration police swooped in and deported all those with mis-spelt signs just to point out the irony.

The Stars May Be Bright In Texas But The People Aren't

Fort Worth, Texas, America. A 21-year-old North Texas man Charles Ray Fuller was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion (euro230 billion) cheque saying he wanted to start a record business, authorities said.

Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious as Fuller didn't even have a bag to hold the money or perhaps it was the 10 zeros on a personal cheque that tipped them off but they were on the ball for this one .

Fuller was arrested on a forgery charge, police said. He was released after writing a cheque for $3,750 (euro2,400) bail.

Fuller said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check to start a record business, but bank employees who contacted the account's owner said the woman told them she did not give him permission to take or cash the cheque as she knew she only had $240 billion in the bank and did not want to pay the outrageous overdraw fees, according to police.

In addition to forgery, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon as he had a .25-caliber handgun and magazine 'Maxim' and less than 2 ounces of marijuana in his possession , Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

Actor Robert Duvall was available for comment: "Texans, the lowest form of white man there is. "

UFO Cover Up In Texas

MUFON (mutual UFO network) is asking the military to repeat their training flights over Stephenville Texas to see if it matches up with the UFOs that over 200 people claim to have seen and shot at on the night of Jan 8th, 2008.
At first the military denied they had any aircraft in the area but now they are saying they were F16 jets.

Colonel Dan Wrothers USAF retired said: " It looks like our boys were caught with their pants down and are now trying to cover something up. I've seen enough strange things in my time to know that UFOs exist and the thing that worries the government the most is that we have nothing that can compare to their speed or maneuverability, those things just come out of nowhere."

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Old Knudsen UFO abductee said: " All I know is that I went to a party and was handed a drink, the next thing I knew it was the next day and I had lost a whole night.

My trousers were round my ankles and it felt as if I had been anally probed by aliens and there was space goop all over me. I don't know if they planted eggs inside me or what but I know UFOs and aliens are real."

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By Texas law aliens may face death by lethal injection if they are arrested for anal probing even in the privacy of their own space ships.

UFO Over Texas

Artists rendition of Stephenville UFO which looks nothing like its description .

UFO investigators will travel to Stephenville Texas to talk with eye witnesses who saw a strange phenomenon in the skies.

Dozens of people said they saw mystery lights in the sky last week, although strangely enough there are no photographs of them.

Lee Roy Gaitan, a local constable , said he noticed a strange light outside his home near Stephenville about an hour after sunset last Tuesday.

"I saw two red glows," Gaitan said. "They glowed, and then they kind of faded and glowed again. I put down my beer and I looked again.

I thought, 'That's just not right so I pulled out my side arm and got a few shots off at it before it disappeared.

"When his 8-year-old son Ryan came outside, the red glow had turned bright white. he also managed to get a couple of shots off at it.

"It looked faster than a jet," Gaitan said then he saw the lights move around in the sky."They were really, really bright." "What was so astonishing was the speed that this thing took off," Gaitan said.

"I mean, it took off so fast like a Mexican over a wall."

Dozens of others out in the area, including a pilot, a teacher and business owners, reported seeing the same thing all claimed to have taken a shot at it but the teacher is well known for being a terrible shot.

The U.S. Air Force said it had no planes in the area that night and if they had it would be classified so they wouldn't tell you even if they did know something.

"It wasn't an airplane," Gaitan said. "It wasn't a meteor, because it wouldn't have been bouncing around.

It wasn't just one light.""The lights were like nothing on Earth. I had never seen anything like that -- never," Gaitan said.

A major at the Joint Reserve Base in Fort Worth suggested the incident might have been an illusion caused by the sunset and commercial jetliners also Venus was quite bright that night and Global warming must also be taken into account.

The phenomenon has attracted the attention of UFO buffs/nuts and the Stephenville gift shop that has mysteriously just opened is fully stocked with UFO souvenirs.

2007 has been named "The year of the UFO" as so many have been seen, especially over the UK , it looks like this trend is spilling over into 2008.