Thursday, April 30, 2009
Washington State, North America . Ted Mazetier an 84-year-old man pulled over to help two men with a disabled car.
One of the men punched him in the face and demanded his car keys.
Mazetier who studied the Old Knudsen art of fighting says he kicked the man in the groin and the other in the belly and was just about to deliver death blows when the two men fled as a passer-by stopped to help.
Police later arrested two suspects for investigation of assault.
Mazetier who suffered a black eye but still had his car said he'll think twice before stopping again to help someone on the street. He'll be 85 in June.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Under the law a man can divorce his wife by saying "I divorce you" three times or using the letters I divo U in text language . Much like the summoning of Beetlejuice and Candyman.
Monday, April 20, 2009
More than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.
The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.
Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, by professional penis evaluators down to the last millimetre.
Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told OBB News there was an obvious need in India for smaller condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large especially those supplied by British companies.Indian men need not be concerned about measuring up internationally the Chinese also have small porkers and they breed like flies too.
OBB News wonders if this is why Indian and Chinese women always look so miserable and dissatisfied.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Dubbed Project P.U.M.A. (Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility), GM and Segway are developing an electrically powered, two-seat prototype vehicle that has only two wheels.
It could allow people to travel around cities more quickly, safely, quietly and cleanly - and at a lower total cost and look totally ridiculous at the same time .
We can look at this as a last ditch attempt for GMC before they go out of business or we can look at this as a reason to why they are going out of business.
Remember the C5 built in the UK in 1985? Look how well they have taken off. Its one thing to be environmentally friendly but you don't have to look like a twat while doing it.
I wonder what silly option research and design experts with too much time and money will come up with next.
Its the 21st century and we have already been cheated out of the flying cars we were promised. These ideas are an insult as an alternative.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Keepers at the Berlin Zoo were praised for their bravery after they dragged a 32-year-old woman out of a moat inside the polar bear enclosure.
It is thought that the bears used their hypnotic power of cute and cuddly on the woman who climbed over a fence, and a line of prickly hedges too get in.
She suffered serious injuries after being bitten on her arms and legs.
"The woman has proved herself to be careless and retarded by jumping into the enclosure," a police spokesman said afterwards. "Logic tells us that polar bears will do this type of thing in this situation."
The famous hand reared polar bear Knut was in the same enclosure. He was not available for comment.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Walgreens is ordering the removal of the "Chia Obama" from its stores in Tampa and Chicago, saying the ceramic-plant figure of the chief executive is inappropriate for sale.
Spokesman Robert Elfinger said store managers have the ability to market products of their choice.
But the top brass of the Illinois-based drug chain didn't like what was being sold. "We got some complaints from people that they thought it was racist, " Elfinger said in a telephone interview to OBB News.
"The two white people who complained also demanded the discontinue of Pokemon as it encourages animal violence," Elfinger added.
Watermellon seeds are no longer to be sold in the gardening section either just in case.