Sunday, May 31, 2009

Change Is Nature

Frank Fearless Free has merged with its mother blog Old Bitter balls to not only give you the top news but also top opinion.

OBB News thanks its 3 readers and hope you make the move.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Spot The Dummy

London Mayor Boris Johnson, left, wasn't entirely pleased when he met his wax double at Madame Tussauds. "It's only when you see yourself in 3-D that you realise just how fat and ugly you are," Johnson said. I have to lose some weight" .

OBB News would like to point out that he'll still be ugly and his being stupid was not addressed.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Things Get Ugly In Texas

Texas .......... again, A 7-year-old boy Donald Coffey Jr was shot dead in the head by a couple who thought he and three other people were trespassing on their property

Gayle Muhs who is allegedly a man named Gayle and his sister and wife Sheila Muhs who is also allegedly a man both 45, were charged with second-degree felony counts of aggravated assault in the shootings .

Authorities said the couple fired after they mistakenly thought the group was trespassing on their property.

The area includes a dirt road, trees and overgrown brush and it isn't uncommon for people to go off-roading there.

A sign in front of the suspects' home reads: "Trespassers will be shot. Survivers will be re- shot!! Smile I will." OBB News doubts that either have very good smiles. Another sign said, "Keep incest in the family, smile I will."

Sheila Muhs fired a 12-gauge shotgun once, then handed it to her husband, who also fired once
then Sheila Muhs looked up the number and called 911 and told the dispatcher: "They're out here tearing up the levee, so I shot them but good."

The levee was dry and full of good old boys drinking whiskey and eating rye bread sandwiches from Subway and the area belonged to the subdivision and was not private property.

The unarmed victims did not do anything threatening toward the Muhs.

Donald Coffey Sr. suffered a pellet wound in his right shoulder and his daughter, Destiny, suffered a wound to the elbow. The family friend, 30-year-old Patrick Cammack, was in serious condition Saturday with a head wound.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Lonely In Oregon

Brandon Vongthongthrip, a 20-year-old Oregon man was arrested on charges of repeatedly having sex with his pet pit bull after admitting sexually assaulting the dog more than 400 time sover a period of five years.

He then posted photos of his sexual encounters with the dog online much to the dog's embarrassment.

Vongthongthrip was arrested on 200 counts of aggravated animal abuse and 200 counts of sexual assault on an animal .

“This guy had posted pictures of himself with his dog doing some pretty ugly things I've gone right off peanut butter,” Sgt. Mike LeDuc said.

The dog, an attractive 8-year-old pit bull named Rocky, was taken into protective custody by Multnomah County Animal Control where he was examined and treated for injuries.

Vongthronthrip insists he is being victimized because both he and the dog are a same sex couple. He was booked into the Multnomah County Detention Center in lieu of a $1.5 million dollar bail.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Irony Is

Bradley M. Gellert, a 32-year-old from Florida of course tried to strangle his wife during a heated argument. She broke free and went to the Sheriff's Office. Nice t-shirt.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Way Too Old For This S**t

Mel Gibson, 53, appeared at a film premiere in Los Angeles, with his 39-year-old Russian, piano playing girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva.

The singer is signed to Mel's recording label Icon and previously dated another old man former James Bond star Timothy Dalton. The couple split up two years ago, they have a 12-year-old son, Thomas.

Robyn Gibson, 52, who must of put up with a lot during their 28 year marriage could be staking a claim to up to half her husband's £640million fortune for her and her seven children and could be the the most expensive divorce in history.

Former madam Heidi Fleiss and crazy octuplet mom Nadya Suleman deny being part of a DNA cloning experiment with miss Grigorieva.

Mr Gibson was too intoxicated to comment.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Not A Waste

Kelly McGillis, who became an 80's pin-up playing Tom Cruise's love interest Charlie in Top Gun in 1986 has come out as a lesbian on the website

She has claimed to have battled with her sexuality for more than 40 years and that for long periods of her life she was convinced she was being ' punished by God' for being gay.

The actress has been married twice and has two daughters Kelsey, 19, and Sonora, 16 and now is currently single.

The Guinness book of world records is now looking into Top Gun as a possible contender for the most gay film ever they just need Tom to officially come out.