More than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.
The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.
Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, by professional penis evaluators down to the last millimetre.
Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told OBB News there was an obvious need in India for smaller condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large especially those supplied by British companies.Indian men need not be concerned about measuring up internationally the Chinese also have small porkers and they breed like flies too.
OBB News wonders if this is why Indian and Chinese women always look so miserable and dissatisfied.