Sunday, September 28, 2008

No News Is Bad News

Due to the crashing US economy there has been a worldwide shortage of news. President Bush has asked Congress to give him $800 billion dollars and superpowers to fix the problem.

The ones who are expected to be the hardest hit but the lack of news are the elderly and as winter approaches many might die unless something is done fast.

1 comment:

Hyphen Mama said...

Me thinks it's time to move to Ireland! Do ya have a spare room?