Showing posts with label Global Warming. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Global Warming. Show all posts

Monday, April 28, 2008

Global Warming Ate My Hamster


The inventor of the Internet and presidential election loser Al Gore never mentioned this in his film 'An Inconsistent Truth' about a strange consequence of the climate change caused by Global Warming that has been more executions of witches.

Every piece of unseasonable weather or high temperature has people saying News speak words like 'Global warming, Carbon Footprint or Carbon off-set' but the indirect social and political impact in poor countries is not just mild winters and early springs but include upheavals and civil wars and even more witches hacked to death with machetes.

In rural Tanzania, murders of elderly women accused of witchcraft are a very common form of homicide. And when Tanzania suffers unusual rainfall like drought or flooding witch-killings double, according to a study by Edward Miguel, an economist at the University of California, Berkeley.

“In bad years, the killings explode,” Professor Miguel said. He believes that if climate change causes more drought years in Tanzania, the result will be more elderly women executed there and in other poor countries that still commonly attack these vile evil drought causing witches.

The European witch-burnings between 1520 and 1770 may also have resulted from climate variations and the resulting crop failures, economic distress and search for scapegoats.

Emily Oster, a University of Chicago economist, tracked witch hunts and weather in Western Europe during those times and found a close correlation: colder weather led to more crackdowns on witches.

In particular, Europe’s “little ice age” led to a sharp cooling in the late 1500s, and that corresponds to a renewal in witchcraft trials after a long lull. And there’s also micro-evidence: in one area, a brutally cold May in 1626 led outraged peasants to call for punishment of witches thought responsible.

There is abundant evidence that economic stress and crop failures as climate scientists anticipate in poor countries can lead to violence and upheavals unlike all the rest of the time when countries in Africa and the Middle East are always at peace.

In the United States, for example, some historians have found correlations between recessions or declines in farm values and increased lynchings of blacks and during warmer periods hemorrhoids itch more which causes agitation and short tempers.

Ethnic conflict in Darfur was exacerbated by drought and competition for water, and some experts see it as the first war caused by climate change, nothing to do with religious ethnic cleansing carried out by the militia of the Sudanese government of course.

These climate scientists seem to think like Global Warming itself violence and civil war is new to the poor countries of the world. David Livingstone the fine Scottish missionary once described Africa as 'the open sore of the world' that was in the 1800's long before the Liberian warlords, the child soldiers of the Congo and Robert Mugabe who runs his country into the ground at the bidding of the communists.

Witches turned my cow's milk sour and my blog bitter I see nothing wrong with killing them.The more powerful male witches who are called Warlocks are not mentioned. I wouldn't be surprised if they caused Global Warming itself to eliminate the competition.

In a shocking study carried out by OBB News it was found that 98% of Climate Scientists are a afraid to get real jobs.
30 years ago it was an Ice-Age predicted and now its the whole planet heating up, its funny that during these times of world scares Climate Scientists get more funding and job security.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Top Scientists Say Earth Is Doomed


The melting of the Arctic has greatly accelerated this summer, a warning sign that some scientists worry could mean global warming has passed an ominous tipping point.

Greenland's ice sheet melted this summer 19 billion tons more than the previous high mark. And for the first time on record, the Northwest Passage was open to navigation, great news for Canada .
More good news is that summer sea ice may be completely gone in five years which means less iceberg dangers for ships .

It is the burning of coal, oil , Tobacco and other fossil fuels that produces carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases, responsible for man-made global warming .

Politicians are thought to create 30% of hot air released into the atmosphere and scientists looking for funding by using inaccurate data based only on the last 100 years and calling it global warming even though its not global are responsible for 25% of the hot air and 80% of the fear mongering.

For the past several days, government diplomats have been debating in Bali the outlines of a new climate treaty calling for tougher limits on these gases. It must be a tough job going to one of the most beautiful holiday locations in the world and staying in 5 star hotels, no distractions, just work, work, work I'm sure.
More than 18 scientists said that they were surprised by the level of ice melt this year. Then again they were wrong about the computer crashes in the year 2000.

552 billion tons of ice melted this summer from the Greenland ice sheet, according to preliminary satellite data to be released by NASA Wednesday. That's 15 percent more than the annual average summer melt.

It has been rumoured that Donald Trump has been buying up land in Greenland to build a billion dollar golf course on.
El Nino , Al Gore and high levels of greenhouse gasses are raising global temperatures enough to break the record set in 1998.

Mosquitoes that carry malaria, gonorrhea or dengue fever are moving into formerly inhospitable areas at higher elevations. Global warming is expected to increase the range of mosquitoes and the virulence of their diseases.

More than 250 people died in a heat wave that baked much of the United States in 1999, and in 2003 extreme heat waves killed 20,000 people in Europe and 1,500 in India. " You could fry an egg on the dead bodies that were piling up" said Paul Leon of "Planet Concern Europe."

Coral reefs that protect coastal areas and harbour some of the most colorful life on Earth are dying prematurely because of warming ocean waters and higher levels of carbon dioxide. Nemo no longer has a home.

"Its the end of the world" stated Pat Gilbreath pastor of the "United in Jesus way" church in Surrey England. " Its been predicted all along, first the heat and the drought with the failing of the crops then the floods, then the plague with the mosquitoes and then the son of the Prince of lies Al Gore." (Mr Gilbreath refers to Michael Moore as Satan) "It was written that a false saviour would rise up and we would shower him with accolades and call him Noble and blessed but really he is our doom."

Mr Gore replied in a statement, " I have no ambitions to take over the world I merely want the world to do as I say, and please buy my mocumentary "An Inconvenient Truth" out on DVD."


On a lighter note:


Led Zeppelin returned to rock the stage with their first full set in 19 years at the O2 Arena in Greenwich . Has beens from the television and pop world which included Liam Gallagher and Sir Paul McCartney came out in hand fulls to see them.

Old Knudsen who wasn't at the concert made a comment earlier, " led who? nope I don't go in for that f***ing long haired banjo music."