Fossett Faked Death

Is adventurer Steve Fossett still alive? many think so. Disappearing off the face of the Earth last September on a joyride in a light aircraft above the Nevada desert in the U.S.

The round-the-world flying legend had crashed hot-air balloons and planes across the globe but had always emerged unscathed.

No body or wreckage has ever been found and now five months after a judge officially declared the 63-year-old financier dead investigators have made the astonishing suggestion that he faked his own death.

Lloyd’s risk assessor Robert Davis spent eight months trying to find out what happened, he says that Lloyd's are to pay out $ 25 million on Fossett's death. "All you have in this case is a missing man and a missing plane, no more and no less."

Davis says that law enforcement agents failed to launch a proper investigation into Fossett’s disappearance. The only person who claims to have seen Fossett take off has never been interviewed.

Lieutenant Colonel Cynthia Ryan of the U.S. Air Force who was involved in every aspect of the Air Patrol’s month-long hunt finds it deeply suspicious that no trace of Fossett has been found.

" I’ve been doing this search and rescue for 14 years. Fossett should have been found.

It’s not like we didn’t have our eyes open. We found six other planes while we were looking for him. We’re pretty good at what we do."

Even though they hadn't found those planes before.

Lt Col Ryan believes there are many things about Fossett’s supposed last flight that simply don’t add up. He borrowed a tiny Bellanca Citabria Super Decathlon plane a make that Fossett, a serious plane buff, was known to dislike and was easy to dismantle.

He left behind his expensive global positioning system watch at the guest cottage where he was staying at on Billionaire Barron Hilton's ranch something he always wore during flights.

He wore only a T-shirt and shorts, and had no parachute or blankets with him just a suitcase filled with $100 bills. The plane was fitted with a satellite rescue beacon to alert rescuers to his position if he crashed. No signal was ever received and the beacon has never been located and even though he always filled out a flight plan he didn't on this occasion.

Fossett’s financial position was not as secure as it seemed. He dabbled on the stock market and had invested heavily in troubled financial companies including Bear Stearns and Morgan Stanley.

He had been having affairs with two women and also with close friend Richard Branson who has always seemed to be a bit of a queer duck, many have put that down to him merely being English as it can be so hard to tell. A faked death would be one way to escape an expensive divorce and to avoid everyone knowing he was AD/DC .

Hilton, the billionaire grandfather of party girls Paris and Nicky Hilton employed mercenaries from the controversial security firm Blackwater to guard his ranch during the search and spin doctor Carl Rove was seen fishing at the well stocked trout river.

William Hasley, who co-wrote Fossett’s autobiography, said: "He has unbelievable survival skills, and has crashed all over the world in planes and balloons. I would be very discouraged if he passed in this way."

Mr Fossett should have remembered that its called 'flying' and not crashing. Maybe Fossett is alive and living off hidden bank accounts and has changed his appearance and name to Steve Faucet or now he lives in another dismension which has been previously reported.

A source close to Richard Branson says that Branson has met with Fossett several times since the supposed crash and a pair of Branson's underwear contained not only skid marks but Branson's and Fossett's DNA.

A spokesperson for Richard Branson denies all knowledge and condemns the story as pure fantasy but of course they would. Branson himself who is testing his new space plane in Nevada right now refused to answer any of the questions I shouted to him as the security guards dragged me off.

Branson still sports that crazed maniacal smile in spite of his close friend's supposed demise but if you can't trust millionaires then who can you trust?

Not Quite Babe

Villagers of the Fengzhang village, Xiping township of China were shocked after a monkey-like piglet was born.

The owner Feng Changlin said: "It's hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it how are we supposed to eat it?"

He says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk and as pigs are quite clean animals it chucks it's poo rather than fling it.

"But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk."

There is hope for the pig as Feng says when it gets bigger he will have it cured.

New Post For HMS Cornwall Commander

Commander Jeremy Woods who was in charge of HMS Cornwall that had 15 sailors and Royal Marines captured and held for 13 days by the Iranians has been removed from his command.

Two inquiries into the incident showed no shortcomings and no one person was to blame and that the move was not in any way related to the Iran Hostages said a MOD spokesperson.

The Spokesperson added: "Cdr Woods would continue to serve in the Royal Navy in a post where his talents and experience would be used to great effect."

Navy trainees will get to enjoy his talents and experience at the training base HMS Raleigh where Cdr Woods will be serving lunch in the cafeteria and mopping up any spills and telling tales of his 23 years man and boy serving in the Navy.

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Rehab Is For Quitters

Amy Winehouse the Brittish chart topping singer is looking more glassy eyed than usual. It isn't because of her drug and alcohol addictions this time, its because she has become the latest star to join the wax work collection at Madame Tussauds in London.

The glossy hair and glowing skin on the wax dummy seems to be a wax brushed image of Amy as she is usually seen disheveled with a matted beehive and cigarette in her mouth as she staggers from night clubs getting into fights.

The singer decided to stay home and let her parents Janis and Mitch unveil the figure. Amy refused to model for the artists so they had to work from photographs which took 4 months to complete. Mother Janis was quoted as being 'stunned' by the figure her father Mitch said Burt Reynolds looked a bit creepy. Mr Reynolds was in town for a movie and was not on display.

Bale Makes Bail

Batman star Christian Bale, 34, argued with his mother after she allegedly insulted his wife by calling her a "lunch box licker and a Seagull rubber".

Bale was arrested and bailed over an assault claim, which he has denied. 'He just got very loud because his mother was saying some very outrageous things about him, and his wife,' said sources close to the actor.

Bale is said to have become depressed over the death of close friend and co-star Heath Ledger which has caused some troubles in his marriageto Sandra 'Sibi' Blazic, a former model and make-up artist .

"His marriage is not perfect, but his relationship with his mother is in much more trouble," said a friend of Bale.

Sir Michael Caine who was also there as he stars in the movie said loudly ; '' That bloody stupid woman if I see her in the street she'll get a left hook, he's under a lot of pressure and simply got incredibly loud with members of his family around, his mother should get over the fact that another woman shares Christian's bloody bed now."

Christian has admitted that something just snapped, but he didn't threaten anyone with violence.

Mother Jenny Bale says there was a family incident but says she did not call the police to the scene.

A spokesperson for the Metropolitan Police said: " Bale has to realise that this is not Gotham city and his wild vigilante ways will not be tolerated we are making further investigations."

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Material Pope Is So Humble

Sydney, Australia, Pope Benedict XVI said a "spiritual dessert" topped with sprinkles was spreading throughout the world and he challenged young people to shed the greed and cynicism of their time to create a new age of hope for humankind.

Speaking at a Mass before some 350,000 Roman Catholic pilgrims and a likely television audience of millions more, Benedict wrapped up the church's six-day World Youth Day festival. He urged the young people in his more than 1 billion-strong flock to be agents of change because "the world needs renewal and strict rules, order must be restored ."

"In so many of our societies, side by side with material prosperity, a spiritual dessert is spreading: an interior emptiness, an unnamed fear, a quiet sense of despair, and blood when you wipe " the pontiff said as he stood in his Gucci loafers and designer robes.

The appeal came as Benedict finished a visit to Australia that touched on the themes that have defined his three-year-old papacy, including the struggle to rejuvenate a crisis-battered Church, reaching out to other faiths encouraging young buff men to join the Priesthood, the promotion of unprotected sex and raising global warming as an important issue.

The 81-year-old pope said it was up to a new generation of Christians to build a world in "which God's gift of life is welcomed, respected and cherished not rejected, feared as a threat and destroyed" as his generation can't be bothered with the youth of today as they don't know they're born.

The Mass came a day after the pope made a forceful apology for the sexual abuse of children by Australia's Roman Catholic clergy, keeping up efforts begun in the United States to publicly atone for what he called evil acts by priests even though the Devil made them do it so you can't really blame them.

The pope was due to leave Australia for the Vatican on Monday. He announced that Madrid, Spain, would host the next World Youth Day in 2011 and told the pilgrims: "I look forward to seeing you again in three years' time, bring your young friends."

Benedict, who shrugged off the effects of a longer-than 20-hour flight from Rome and kept a hectic schedule during his time in Australia, coughed a couple of times during Sunday's Mass and at one point blew his nose, looked at the tissue and shook his head, prompting reporters to ask about his health.

"It was chilly, and everybody felt it, no?" Vatican spokesman Rev. Federico Lombardi said. "But he is in fine health as all us humble servants of God have the very best healthcare with our own private physicans so don't worry."

What Do They Know That We Don't ?

The US government has purchased hundreds of thousands of cheap plastic burial vaults in Georgia, North America.

OBB News got no response when it inquired whether the Government is expecting a half million people to die soon.

Georgia is the home of the CDC, the Center for Disease Control and these air tight seal containers would be perfect to bury victims of plague or biological warfare.

Maybe there was a sale on so they snapped up 500,000 plastic vaults, stayed tuned people of Georgia.

The Last Post

An Australian woman often described as the world's oldest blogger has died at the young age of 108 after posting a final message about her ailing health but how she sang "a happy song, as I do every day."

Olive Riley only posted a pathetic 70 entries on her blog or "blob" as she jokingly called it since February 2007.

On the site, The Life of Riley, and in a series of videos post on YouTube, Riley mused on her day-to-day life which involved playing bingo and telling about living through two world wars and raising three children on her own while working as a cook and a bar maid.

In a post titled "Washing Day," Riley wrote: "You 21st Century people live a different life than the one I lived as a youngster in the early 1900s. Take washing day, for instance.

These days you just toss your dirty clothes into a washing machine, press a few switches, and it's done."

She then described how she helped do laundry as a youngster, starting with finding "a few pieces of wood to fire the copper for Mum while fighting off the darkies who wanted to rape and scalp them."

"When the water in the copper began to boil, Mum would add a cupful of soap chips, and throw in a cube of Reckitt's Blue wrapped in a muslin bag to whiten the clothes," she wrote.

"Then she put in all the dirty clothes, first rubbing out the stains with a bar of Sunlight soap. ... that was jolly hard work."

The blog was also jolly hard work to read with posts like that.

Riley was born in 1899 and would have turned 109 on October 20. She took up blogging at the suggestion of Mike Rubbo, who filmed a documentary on her life four years ago.

"First of all, I had to explain to her what a blog was and that took some doing," Rubbo said. "Then I got across the idea it was sort of a diary that she would share with the world.

"The reason for its popularity is that she was such a standout talent -- just so touching and funny and such a great story teller even if she only did a half-arsed job at it."

Various others have at times been labeled the world's oldest blogger, including Spain's Maria Amelia who was born in 1911 and given a blog by "my grandson, who is very stingy."

Riley was 12 years older than Amelia.

In her final post, dated June 26, Riley wrote how she felt weak "and can't shake off that bad cough." Nothing like a whining blogger to captivate it's readers.

She wrote of singing a "happy song, as I do every day," with a visitor to the nursing home, "and before long we were joined by several nurses, who sang along too. It was quite a concert!"

She had comments from all over the world.

"Her only regret was that she couldn't reply to them as she couldn't be bothered."

Old Knudsen the real 'World's oldest blogger' said: "Tis a great loss to the Blogosphere as I looked forward to her tales of washing clothes and having to make her own entertainment before television.

I'm sure her daily perky happy song will be greatly missed, morning people really p**s me off."

Man Loses head Over Eviction

David Phyall, 58, cut off his own head with a chainsaw after being ordered to move out of his home of 8 years to make way for developers.

The Hants man was found with his severed head beside the power tool inside his housing association flat shortly after receiving his eviction notice.

Deputy central Hampshire coroner Simon Burge listed the possible cause of death as ‘complete transaction of the neck’ and ‘chainsaw wound to the neck.’

The make of the chainsaw has not been released.

A spokesman for Sears who sell the 'Craftsman' brand of chainsaw and other power tools said: " We are proud that due to the unreliability and poor quality of our product no one has intentionally died using any of our equipment."

Man Sues God For Having His Prayers Answered

A man says he was so consumed by the spirit of God that he fell and hit his head while at a Knoxville church.

Now he is suing the Lakewind Church to pay $2.5 million for medical bills, lost income, and pain and suffering he says he's endured from his injuries.

Matt Lincoln, who is 57, says his insurance company denied his claim for medical bills.

Lincoln has had two surgeries since the June 2007 incident but says he still feels pain in his back and his legs and a tingling of the scalp .

He was asking God to have "a real experience" while praying at church and has fallen from the force of drinking the spirits before but has always been caught by someone.

Lawyers for the church say other congregants saw him on the floor laughing after his fall. They say he failed to look out for his own safety and should stop trying to get attention all the time.

God commented: " I'm busy with real serious prayers I think his idiotic prayer for a real experience was answered."

Lung Cancer Is The New American Foreign Policy

Iran has condemned the next U.S. president John McCain for joking about killing Iranians with cigarettes and said it showed his "warmongering" foreign policy attitude which they are totally against.

McCain, who once sang in jest about bombing Iran, reacted to a report of rising U.S. cigarette exports to the Islamic Republic by saying it may be "a way of killing 'em."

Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman Mohammad Ali Hosseini said: "McCain's crude remark on the indiscriminate killing of the Iranian nation not only testifies to his disturbed state of mind, but also to his warmongering approach to foreign policy."

"We condemn such jokes and believe them to be inappropriate for the next U.S. president .

It is most evident that jokes about genocide will not be tolerated by Iranians or Americans.

If he really wanted to be humourous he could have said, 'What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a pizza does not scream when you put it into the oven' that is most funny no."

McCain said to reporters after his remark. "I meant that as a joke, as a person who hasn't had a cigarette in 28 years, 29 years," he added, laughing.

Then he started his routine

"You could be Persian if:

If you speak 5 different languages, yet you cannot properly communicate with any of them!

If you are a high school drop out, yet you have an opinion on every subject known in science, politics, philosophy and general information.

If you have a wife, a mistress, a secretary, a maid, a sidekick date, a ...

If you claim you were a General in the Shah's military in Iran, yet now driving a taxi cab in New York!"

His comments coincide with rising tension between Iran and its arch-foes, the United States and Israel, over the Islamic Republic's disputed nuclear program and their recent show of military might .

Mc Cain has already vowed to fight the war in Iraq even if it takes 100 years to win and is ingesting stem cells in order to last that long.

Celeb Breaking News

Eva Longoria sent temperatures soaring yesterday when she took a shower wearing just a tiny orange bikini.

The over exposed Desperate Housewives actress donned the strapless number as she sailed the Mediterranean with her husband, French basketball star Tony Parker, and friends celebrating their first wedding anniversary .

The 33-year-old looked in incredible shape as she washed herself down.

The actress has made no secret of her desire to have a baby with the 26-year-old San Antonio Spurs player.

However, Eva and Tony have so far denied rumours the actress is pregnant.
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Sex With Corpses Deemed Wrong

Wisconsin, America, has now banned sex with dead bodies, the state Supreme Court ruled in reinstating charges against three men accused of digging up a corpse to have sex with it.

Nothing in state law banned necrophilia. Those decisions prompted public outrage in Wisconsin and on the Internet, where one blogger wrote: “Doing the dirty with the dead OK in Wisconsin.”

The court ruled in a 5-2 decision I just wonder who the 2 open minded individuals were.

Justice Patience Roggensack, writing a majority opinion with three other justices, said state law bans sexual intercourse with anyone who does not give consent whether a victim is dead or alive at the time. Dead bodies obviously can’t give consent, she said.

“A reasonably well-informed person would understand the statute to prohibit sexual intercourse with a dead person,” she wrote.

The decision brings Wisconsin’s law in line with more than 20 out of 50 states who prohibit necrophilia or the abuse of a corpse.

The ruling reinstates attempted sexual assault charges against twin brothers Nicholas and Alexander Grunke and Dustin Radke, all 22.

They face up to 10 years in prison if convicted.

Armed with shovels, a crowbar and a box of condoms, the men went to a cemetery in Cassville in southwestern Wisconsin in 2006 to remove the body of a 20-year-old woman killed the week before in a motorcycle crash.

One of them had seen an obituary photo of the pretty nursing assistant and asked the others for help digging up her corpse so he could have sexual intercourse with it.

They used the shovels to reach her grave but were unable to pry the concrete vault open and fled after a car drove into the cemetery.

Attorney General J.B. Van Hollen, whose office represented prosecutors in the appeal, praised the decision and called it "dead on."

Suzanne Edwards, a lawyer representing Nicholas Grunke, said she was disappointed in the decision. The men will be arraigned on the charges and have a chance to plead not guilty, she said, emphasizing the prosecutors’ contentions were only allegations right now.

Just because you go to a graveyard with condoms and dig up a pretty female corpse doesn't mean you're going to engage in necrophilia, some people's imagination just gets carried away sometimes.

Do those 3 handsome young men look the type to creep out real live females and get rejected on a regular basis?

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I Vant To Suck Your..................

Abbey Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, was driving to work when she felt a slight vibration on her chest but thought it was just her vibrating mobile phone in her jacket pocket.

The hotel receptionist had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate and found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra.

"That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe.

It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.

I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.
The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before."

The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and stomped on before it had the chance to drain their blood.

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Slight Water Damage, Never Worn

An unused life jacket from the ill-fated Titanic sold for $68,500 in New York Wednesday, according to Christie's auction house.

It apparently was discovered on the Halifax shoreline after the ship sank off Newfoundland in 1912.

Unused Titanic lifejacket at auction -- $68,500.00. Having it on when the Titanic sunk -- priceless.

Invasion Of Giant Rats

In Seattle, North America, an animal called the 'Nutria' a voracious herdivore as big as a large house cat and prone to mole like digging that turns lake shores into Swiss cheese (not literally) are enemy No. 1 for some Seattle residents and businesses.

People are joining forces to launch an attack to beat back the undocumented invader from South America. They have an ability to reproduce rapidly and a tendency to expand its territory and kill humans just for fun.

Residents in the Portage Bay and Laurelhurst neighborhoods, local marina users and the University of Washington are talking about ways to rid the area of the so-called killer swamp rats.

"The impact to the lake shore lines can be extremely damaging," said Barbara DeCaro, resource conservation coordinator for the Seattle Parks and Recreation Department.

DeCaro is getting reports of nutria sightings at multiple shoreline parks and is concerned about their burrowing.

Nutria were brought to Washington in the 1930s and '40s for their fur. The big, brown rats didn't exactly take off as a fashion statement, and some of the rodents either escaped or were released when the fur farms closed.

In 1934, top Nazi Hermann Göring went into the fur business with Raccoons but when his business failed he released them into the German country side giving Germany a large pest problem similar to the Nutria but more cute.

The Nutria Puget Sound-area population seemed to wane in later years a sustained cold snap can kill them.

But now they're back, apparently aided by generally milder weather with an insatiable thrist for plants and human blood.
They've been spotted in wetlands all the way to the Canadian border and east to the Tri-Cities.

In April 2007, Oregon and Washington academics and government officials met to discuss the growing nutria problem and what should be done about it but resources for exterminating the invaders are limited.

There is no designated money in the state Department of Fish and Wildlife budget for controlling nutria, the agency is focused on more dire threats such as zebra and quagga mussels that can destroy aquatic ecosystems and clog dams and irrigation canals.
Two years ago, a U.S. Department of Agriculture trapping effort successfully eliminated nutria from Skagit County .

Like wolves, nutria populations have alpha males that are territorial and force other males to seek out new habitat of their own, driving their spread.

15 states are known to have stable or increasing nutria populations. Louisiana and Maryland have each spent millions trying to control them. Their greatest numbers are in Southwest Washington.

With its dark coat, nutria can be mistaken for beavers or muskrat, but they're identifiable by their ratlike tail and humped shape and glowing red eyes when on land.

"Nutria look like the biggest rat you'll ever see," said Charles Easterberg of the UW's Department of Environmental and Occupational Health and Sciences. "We would like to cleanse our premises of them, we need breathing room."

Similar to words used by Adolf Hitler in 1938.

As well as trapping and putting them into death camps the main method is to shoot them. So far the Nutria have killed no people but you never know.

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The Name Game

A New Zealand couple who should not have been allowed to breed wanted to name their child '4Real' but authorities said that numerals are not allowed so they named him 'Bogus' instead.

New Mexico, America, an appeals court ruled against a Los Alamos man who wanted to change his name to a phrase containing a popular four-letter obscenity.

The man appealed after a state district judge refused his request to change his name to "F*** Censorship!"

Judge Nan Nash ruled that the proposed name change was "obscene, offensive and would not comport with common decency."

The man whose current legal name is Variable argued on appeal that it was improper government censorship to deny him the name change.

"We do not believe that the district court's action infringes on petitioner's right to free speech," a three-judge panel of the Court of Appeals said in its ruling.

The man has the right to call himself whatever he wants, unless there's fraud or misrepresentation involved, the judges said.

But once he seeks court approval for a name change, the court has the authority to turn him down on several grounds, including if the name is offensive to common decency , good taste or just plain stupid the judges ruled.

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That law was clarified in a 2004 case in the same court that apparently involved the same petitioner. In that case, an Albuquerque man whose name was Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon got the go-ahead from the appeals court to change his name to Variable.
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Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon was a step up from his birth name, Randy Cocksmith.

Dr Who, Phone Home

Doctor Who finished its latest season watched by a huge audience of nearly 10million.

Fans were already whipped into a frenzy of anticipation after a cliffhanger ending in which it appeared that star David Tennant might be leaving as the Doctor began regenerating only to recover to defeat the Daleks and their creator Davros the kebab man.

It was another disappointment that got to more than 2,500 fans.

In previous episodes the Doctor's sidekicks Sarah Jane Smith, Martha Jones and the Torchwood team contact the Doctor on the Time Lord's mobile phone.

The digits had been flashed up on screen several times 07700 900461 and the fans who confuse fantasy with real life called the number, hopefully with their parents consent.

If someone did call it they would hear either a dead dial tone or number unavailable. There are a series of inactive and reserved phone numbers assigned to producers for TV series.

On the BBC's website, one disgruntled viewer said: 'Grrr - I phoned the Doctor's phone number but there was just an annoying network message.

'What's the point in showing a phone number if you're not gonna use it?!'

Producers assure fans that the Time Lord is real and that you just need a special 'Time, Space continuum' chip in your phone to be able to reach him.

Tennant will return in a Christmas episode this year and four specials next year, but he is not yet confirmed for the next full series in 2010.

Later this year he will play Hamlet for the Royal Shakespeare Company to remind people that he is a serious actor.

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North Korean Inbreeding Sanctioned

The North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has taken drastic steps to increase his countrie's birth rate as thousands flee the country to escape the famine that has struck the nation.

The Dear leader has decreed that siblings can now marry and have children and that anyone over the age of 25 who has not found a mate will be assigned one through the National population control committee.

So far over 100 arranged marriages have been set up, several included siblings and one woman was ordered to marry her widowed father due to lack of prospects in their village. Incentives to marry include food hampers and Ipods.

The population committee have made a statement that everyone was happy with the choice of partners as the first week of conjugal wedded bliss is monitored.

Such A Lady

Trinny Woodall TV presenter, 44 who advises women what not to wear needs a few lessons on lady like etiquette in the art of getting into cars with her dignity intact.

Looking calm one minute and instead of waiting for the door to be opened she leaps into a waiting Mini flashing a spectacular amount of her extraordinarily long legs .

In a culture of paparazzi just waiting to get a shot of a celeb's knickers she maintained some level of decorum by wearing a pair of culottes.
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Winehouse Rehab A Waste Of Time

Rehab singer Amy Winehouse has admitted to taking heroine while being treated for drug abuse in rehab while under 24-hour supervision.

The troubled singer who was recently diagnosed with emphysema after she collapsed - told OBB News of her wild ways.

She said: 'I've never been to rehab I mean, done it properly. I'm young, and I'm in love, and I get my nuts off sometimes.

'To be honest, my husband's away, I'm bored, I'm young. I felt like there was nothing to live for. It's just been a low ebb.'

There is now surveillance outside of her home and a security guard standing at the door.
Anyone who wishes to enter the house in Camden, north London needs approval and to promise not to let Amy take any of the drugs they bring in.

Dr Cure TV celebrity doctor said: " If people don't want help then there is nothing you can do to help them, they can't be forced. All of this is covered in my latest book 'your pain my pain' .

She performed at the 90th birthday concert for the political terrorist Nelson Mandela where she sang a rendition of the famous song Fee Nelson Mandela, but later changed the lyrics to say 'Free Blaky my fella.'

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Dr WTF

More than 10 million TV viewers are expected to tune in to the season finale of Dr Who tomorrow amid speculation over whether David Tennant's timelord will be killed off.

Last week's gripping cliff-hanger saw the Scottish actor's character beginning to regenerate, which happens every time a new Doctor Who is introduced.

The plot line for the episode has remained such a closely guarded secret that the BBC has banned any preview tapes of the last show.

Blasted by fans as 'another marketing ploy' Tennant may very well regenerate into two doctors, both played by him or he may be leaving the series .

Stars being tipped to replace him are Robert Carlyle , Jason Statham , Old Knudsen , Alan Davies also Simon Pegg and Cold Feet star James Nesbitt. Pegg actually played a villain in a previous Dr Who episode.

Ten million fans are set to tune into Dr Who's finale on Saturday as long as their mother's allow them.

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Brave, Blind And Well Armed

Capt. Ivan Castro, lost his eyesight from a combat injury in Iraq when a mortar round landed five feet away from him. He is the only blind officer in U.S. Special Forces.

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"I am going to push the limits," he said. "I don't want to ... show up and sit in an office. I want to work every day and have a mission."

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"Once you're blind, you have to set new goals like getting at least 60 % of your pee into the toilet bowl," Castro said.

Castro has performed many missions since his blindness such as searching for WMD which he did not see and has the highest body count of his unit, of course its mostly Canadians and his own men but in Special Forces a kill is a kill.

He is assigned to the service's Special Operations Command, landing duty with the 7th Special Forces Group.

He focuses on managerial tasks while honing the group's Spanish training, a useful language for a unit that deploys regularly to train South American puppets er troops.

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Captain Castro has ran the Boston marathon and the Marine Corps Marathon. He wants to compete in the Ironman triathlon in Hawaii and graduate from the Army's officer advanced course which includes tough training in being a sniper.

"I want to be treated the same way as other officers," Castro said. "I don't want them to take pity over me or give me something I've not earned."

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Batman Kills Teen

A teenager was killed when a Batman ride, struck him on the ground at Six Flags In Georgia, America. Park officials say he was in a restricted area, possibly trying to retrieve a hat, when he was decapitated.

The teenager was seen jumping the fences to retrieve a hat he lost while riding the Batman roller coaster, said Cobb County police Sgt. Dana Pierce. Police have declined to release the teenager's name until an autopsy is completed.

Six Flags said it closed the roller coaster after the Saturday afternoon accident out of respect for the teen's family.

The ride was expected to reopen on Sunday, according to a Six Flags news release as its what the teen would have wanted.

Police said the ride was going full-speed when the teen was struck. The ride's top speed is 50 mph.
No one riding on the roller coaster was injured and the people on the roller coaster thought the blood was a part of the ride.

The teen and his parents were at the park with a group from the Oakey Spring Baptist Church near Springfield, which may explain the lack of common sense.
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