Sunday, July 6, 2008

North Korean Inbreeding Sanctioned

The North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has taken drastic steps to increase his countrie's birth rate as thousands flee the country to escape the famine that has struck the nation.

The Dear leader has decreed that siblings can now marry and have children and that anyone over the age of 25 who has not found a mate will be assigned one through the National population control committee.

So far over 100 arranged marriages have been set up, several included siblings and one woman was ordered to marry her widowed father due to lack of prospects in their village. Incentives to marry include food hampers and Ipods.

The population committee have made a statement that everyone was happy with the choice of partners as the first week of conjugal wedded bliss is monitored.

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