Beckham Recalled

The manufacturers say they used too much hair products

After all the toy recalls we've just had from China David Beckham the midfielder for LA Galaxy has been recalled to the England squad. They claim its for the Euro 2008 qualifying match against Croatia. The real reason for the recall is that David Beckham is a little bit too much of a metro sexual even for LA .

The England World Cup Committee warn against letting young children play with him and warn the public to not put him in your mouth.