Thursday, November 8, 2007

Every Cloud Has A Silver Jet Fighter

The Pentagon have revealed a new weapon in the arsenal against potential threats today. A jet fighter that disguises itself as a cloud in order to surprise the enemy.
Brigadier General Charles Schmidt in a press conference today said , " We now have the capability to surprise and mystify insurgents on the ground, we are now even closer to winning this war of terror." He went on to say " It is hoped that in the near future these jet fighters can be controlled by pilots wearing virtual reality helmets or using control pads from the comfort of their own homes so its only the enemy combatants and civilians that are now in any danger, making war one step safer for Americans."

The Canadian government could not be reached for comment.

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