Thursday, December 4, 2008

Breasts Are A Knockout

Uganda the country that consumes the most alcohol in the world has the breast crime ever.

Gangs of women have been tricking men into sniffing their chloroform laced breasts, knocking them out.
When the men awake, they are usually naked, and without any of their possessions. Not the happy ending they thought they were going to get.

The police have managed to capture one of the women and are currently focusing their attention on the perkiness of the source of the sedatives .

Be careful whose boobies you plant your face and motorboat in as you never know. There is a lesson for all men here but will we listen?


just bob said...

At least they don't wake up in a bathtub of ice missing a kidney.

Donn Coppens said...

If I recall my Intro to Law 101 I seem to remember that in order for there to be crime...
there needs to be a victim?

If breast sniffin' is wrong,
I don't wanna be right!