Fabulous Life Found On Mars

Much to the delight of those who oppose California's Prop 8 that overturns same sex marriage in the state NASA has found gay icon life on Mars.

Bette Midler poses on the Mars Rover on the surface of Mars to promote her latest Vegas appearances.

NASA has denied that the Mars Rover is really on a sound stage in Nevada next to the Moon sound stage where the Moon landings were filmed in 1969.

A NASA Spokesman said: "Ms Midler is so great she boosts the atmosphere anywhere she goes."

Earlier this year the Bat signal was seen on the planet Venus to promote the new Batman movie.