Brosnan Swears In Front Of His Children

The L.A. County Sheriff's Department is investigating Pierce Brosnan for allegedly battering a man in Malibu. Outside the Casa Escobar restaurant in Malibu which has shite food by the way a photographer Robert Rosen began snapping pictures of Pierce and his kids.

According to Rosen, Pierce enquired, "Why don't you get a real fucking job." Rosen, who thought that chasing down celebs and getting pictures of them without make-up on and intruding upon their family night out was a real job says he then started complimenting Pierce on his Bond roles. I myself thought he was great in Mrs Doubtfire.

Pierce then getting sick of having this person shove his camera in his face then asked , "Why don't you fuck off, mate?" a reasonable question I would have thought and then struck him in the ribs. The Paparazzo then kicked Pierce in the stomach.

Sheriff's spokesperson Steve Whitesmore says his department is "actively investigating" the matter though we doubt that Mr Brosnan is guilty of any wrong doing as the man 'is' Bond even if he isn't in the role, also Rosen sounds a bit Jewish and as everyone knows they start all the wars and if it was me I wouldn't have kicked the crap out of the big nosed money lender for disturbing my children and our night out.

The moral of this story is, when you hit someone in the ribs make sure they don't get back up to kick you.