Thursday, October 11, 2007

Smack Down In The Blogosphere

Famous Internet blogger Captain Smack was arrested this morning for publishing subversive material relating to kitty pornography. During a dawn raid of his home today an armed response unit entered his house finding Smack and a young tabby still in bed.

If found guilty he could face 40 years in prison or a fine of $10.00 it could go either way. Fellow blogger Old Knudsen was available for comment, " The lad is a fucking dirty shite, always posing shirtless with kitties it makes me sick, cut his nuts off and feed them to him."

Old Knudsen could not say much more as he is to be a character witness for the defense.

6 comments:

Manuel said...

A kitty Christ probe you could say...

Anonymous Boxer said...

Old K is ALWAYS available for comment, isn't he.

Meow.

Mr Goodbar said...

Thank god, it's about time somebody reported that creep. Would've done it myself, but I was intimidated by his large hat.

Old Knudsen said...

I need help cumming up with nice things to say about him.

Captain Smack said...

You guys don't know the whole story. That kitty said she was 3, which is, like, 21 in human years. Besides, I was just petting her. Heavy petting, sure, but it never went past 2nd base.

Soren Knudsen said...

Its the way they dress and lick their holes, I understand, little teases.