Famous Internet blogger Captain Smack was arrested this morning for publishing subversive material relating to kitty pornography. During a dawn raid of his home today an armed response unit entered his house finding Smack and a young tabby still in bed.
If found guilty he could face 40 years in prison or a fine of $10.00 it could go either way. Fellow blogger Old Knudsen was available for comment, " The lad is a fucking dirty shite, always posing shirtless with kitties it makes me sick, cut his nuts off and feed them to him."
Old Knudsen could not say much more as he is to be a character witness for the defense.