Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Fossett Found

World-famous millionaire adventurer Steve Fossett who has been missing since September when his single engined aeroplane disappeared in Nevada has been found.

It has been well known that he became obsessed with dictator Saddam Hussein which has worried many of his friends and family.

Steve was found living in a hole that was a replica of the one Saddam was found in. He looked well except he was speaking in Arabic and had grown a thick black moustache. After assuring the rescuers he was well he threw some 100 dollar bills at them and told them to go away before he has their families killed.

A search and rescue spokesperson said:"dem rich city folk are plum darn crazy."

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