Pyongyang, North Korea
A group of drunken US Marines from the Naval base at Samtong acted belligerently towards 2 North Korean guards at the north/south border. Out numbered 2 to 9 the Korean guards were forced to hand over their weapons to the marines then they were stripped naked and rubbed with baby oil. The guards were then forced to spit onto a Koran and hit it with the sole of their boots which confused them greatly. The marines then spooned the guards and fell asleep.
North Korea's leader Kim Jong- il was reported to have been outraged and if he didn't have problems with his Dong program and keeping it up he would launch at America.
South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun was highly amused at the whole thing and reminded reporters that hes at least an inch taller than Kim Jong-il.
North Korea's leader Kim Jong- il was reported to have been outraged and if he didn't have problems with his Dong program and keeping it up he would launch at America.
South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun was highly amused at the whole thing and reminded reporters that hes at least an inch taller than Kim Jong-il.
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