Thursday, October 18, 2007

A Stroke Of Bad Luck For Kerry

Much to the delight of the crowd, presidential reject, anti war hero commie lover and George Washington look alike John Kerry appeared to suffer a violent stroke. The Senator was well enough to wave 20 minutes later though his face had drooped. A spokesman from the Kerry Camp said that his botox had slipped and the senator was fine.

Hilary Swank caught a bad case of Smallpox it was revealed Wednesday night as she filmed her latest crap movie in Ireland. The actress flew to Mount Sinai hospital in California for treatment and expects to return to the 3rd world to resume filming later this week. Its not like she relies on her looks for roles anyway.

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