Sunday, October 14, 2007

The US Plays Hardball With Iran

The Bush Administration wants a classification of Iran's Revolutionary Guard as a terrorist organisation, this would be an unprecedented move as no military group of a foreign power has ever been given this title.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said in a statement , "I know you are but what am I?"
He then went on to say in that case so are the CIA . He then added that he had taken Rosie O'Donnell as a guest when her boat wandered into Iranian waters and would we please take her back.
The nuclear program may be halted if you would do this. The US didn't give a clear answer but said torture might be an idea.

Former president Carter was on hand to talk about the UFO he had spotted years ago and also said, " That Bush and his father are right cunts, in fact so is Mr and Mrs Clinton, Hilary needs to show more leg and McCain needs to workout. When he was president the oval office was round and he had no interns oh no he was lucky to get the bins emptied", our reported left and turned out the lights on him.

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