Friday, October 12, 2007

A True Politician

Massachusetts mourns the loss of one of its finest sons. Edward Kennedy, 75 died on the operating table while doctors tried to repair a blockage in the senator's left carotid artery .

There will be a day of mourning in his honour, it will be called "secretaries day" as secretaries from all over the world will no longer live in fear of this thoughtless womanizing killer.

Dr. Richard Cambria who performed the operation is being questioned by police as they don't think he was working alone.

Gerry Adams from Sinn Fein the political wing of the terrorist organization "Irish Republican Army" IRA, said today, " We will miss him greatly especially the money he used to send us , he was indeed a great man, just like me."

Knee-jerk Democrats in Massachusetts need not fear, Phil Spector will be taking over and expects to get your votes, no need to think just vote as usual.


Anonymous Boxer said...

are you WISHING he died, 'cuz I think the old guy made it.

Old Knudsen said...

The luck of the Devil.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Well, all the news not fit to print. Outstanding ol chap, outstanding! I must put this on my daily news read.

Soren Knudsen said...

You'll find the truth here as long as I can get pain killers.

The Man said...

I saw a funny bumpersticker in Nevada which said "I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than take a ride with Ted Kennedy". Amused was I.