Sunday, May 18, 2008

Kosher Meth

In America's largest kosher slaughterhouse Agriprocessors in Postville, Iowa, police raided it after a 6 month investigation when they suspected everything was not so kosher.

80 percent of the workforce was illegal. They included rabbis responsible for kosher supervision, who believed entered the United States from Canada without proper immigration documents.

Other illegal immigrants were found along with a methamphetamine laboratory . You don't have to be high to work there but it helps.

In total 697 plant employees were believed to have violated federal laws.

Agriprocessors officials made a brief comment to OBB News: " Oy veh again with the persecution, God chose us to make meth we are the chosen dealers."


B said...

Don't suppose you seen the apprentice last week?

Eyebee said...

I saw an apprentice. He was trying to bugger a goat outside

Donald Tramp said...

I like goats.

Anonymous said...

Even if you go up you are not saved.
YOU have to fix YOUR problems with god. He won't respect it otherwise.
You have to take responsibility for your relationship with god.

Eyebee said...

Go up where? The Goats rear end?