Saturday, May 3, 2008

The Stars May Be Bright In Texas But The People Aren't


Fort Worth, Texas, America. A 21-year-old North Texas man Charles Ray Fuller was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion (euro230 billion) cheque saying he wanted to start a record business, authorities said.

Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious as Fuller didn't even have a bag to hold the money or perhaps it was the 10 zeros on a personal cheque that tipped them off but they were on the ball for this one .

Fuller was arrested on a forgery charge, police said. He was released after writing a cheque for $3,750 (euro2,400) bail.

Fuller said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check to start a record business, but bank employees who contacted the account's owner said the woman told them she did not give him permission to take or cash the cheque as she knew she only had $240 billion in the bank and did not want to pay the outrageous overdraw fees, according to police.

In addition to forgery, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon as he had a .25-caliber handgun and magazine 'Maxim' and less than 2 ounces of marijuana in his possession , Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

Actor Robert Duvall was available for comment: "Texans, the lowest form of white man there is. "

6 comments:

warriorwoman said...

I guess he didn't get the brains in his family did he?

Marie said...

I'm guessing his girlfriend's mom was on welfare. How else would she have 240 billion dollars?

B said...

boo radley hates texans?!

the fact they arrested him amazes me though, they took it seriously.

Kimberly said...

Well....
Thu Futher East in Texas you goes....Thu smarterer We is, Mistah K. We really do be all brainy n' stuff. I can even spells mosta my name on a good day whin I aint drankin'...

I don know nutn bout no 300 zillion dallahs doe...
I waz proly gettn' My har did eny damn way
at thu Car~Wash~Hair~Care~and~Tire~Center.... or fussin' wid my no-job-havin'-sorry-ass Baby~Daddy bout all a' dem damn no~good kids we be havin all the damn time, an dem free welfare checks he be holdin' out on me!!.....
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So we're all stupid, huh?.......

Well I guess I'd better just take my Dumb~Ass on then......

warriorwoman said...

ouch!

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