In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
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8 comments:
Who's a clever boy?
Mydixadrupin is the best one!
liquid viagra would be great for pranks.
ROFL :) Very a clever post :)
I'm crying in me cornflakes! Brilliant!
Well I don't think its funny.
AAAhhhh!! Viagra.....what a great invention. but My man never suffered from the side effect of:
"If you experience an errection lasting longer than 8 hours, please see your doctor"......
Please see your doctor??
How bout' Please see your woman!
I'm sure she can take care of that "problem".......And if not, then it's time to see another woman...
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