Bigfoot Ate My Baby

It must be true as they have hats.

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer showed on their web site a photograph of a hairy heap they claimed to be Big foot.

One of the two samples of DNA said to prove the existence of the Bigfoot came from a human and the other was 96 percent from an opossum, according to Curt Nelson, a scientist at the University of Minnesota who performed the DNA analysis.

Results of the DNA tests were revealed in an e-mail from Nelson and distributed at the Palo Alto, California, news conference held by Tom Biscardi, host of a weekly online radio show about the Bigfoot because there wasn't any real news that day.

Most scientists doubt that these creatures exist, but thoughts of the discovery of a new species that might be the closest living relative to man, or the possibility of finding a leftover dinosaur, excite the imagination of scientist and nonscientist alike spawning movies and TV shows and increasing tourism to the area. Soon every sick bear or noise in the dark becomes Bigfoot.


Scientists generally believe there are still many species of birds and mammals that have not been discovered because they live in remote areas and their populations are limited. After all, the gorilla and giant panda were only legends until the late 19th century when their actual existence was first confirmed by scientists.
The komodo dragon, a 10-foot-long lizard, wasn’t known to science until 1912. The coelacanth, a deep-water prehistoric fish, was known only from 65 million-year-old fossils until 1938 when a specimen was caught alive of f the Madagascar coast .
The Jackalope which is a rabbit with horns resembling that of an antelope was found to exist in Northern Australia only in 1952 .

Just last year a Navy torpedo recovery vessel dropped a sea anchor into 500 feet of water off Hawaii and hauled up a 15-foot new species of shark as if we need more of them . The dead shark, named megamouth after its bathtub-shaped lower jaw, had an enormous, short-snouted head and 484 vestigial teeth all the better to eat you with.

What would happen to a new species if found alive? in Washington county ,America so many people have been out hunting for a Bigfoot that a fine of $10,000 and a 5-year jail term for anyone who kills a Bigfoot would be enforced.
The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers even lists Bigfoot as one of the native species in its Environmental Atlas for Washington.


Florida and Oregon legislatures also considered bills protecting “Bigfoot” type creatures. A Bureau of Indian Affairs policeman has 18-inch plaster cast footprints of the “McLaughlin monster,” a Bigfoot-type creature he saw last month in South Dakota .

Scientists wishing to study and dissect endangered species are required to have a permit issued=2 0by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service or you can just go to your local post office and get one.

Does Bigfoot exist ? we know plaster casts of his feet do. As long as there are Americans being probed by UFO's and searching for the Loch Ness monster there will always be Bigfoot despite the ever growing population and decline of natural habitat .