Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Yes Jesus Lubes You

In North Carolina a pastor is accused of breaking into a woman's home and stealing a sex toy and a bottle of personal lubricant.

48 year old Scott Murray faces felony burglary and larceny charges. He was part of the Pastoral Ministries and Outreach programs at New Covenant Church in Clyde for nearly a decade.

The congregation and the entire Clyde community say they are shocked by the news of his arrest. "This is just unreal. I'm sorry for the pastor and his family", says Linda Mason of Clyde.

The church's senior pastor, Nick Honerkamp, said that he and his entire staff were shocked by the allegations. He says he is deeply grieving for the victim and praying for her and her family for their loss, and of course Scott Murray who will burn in hell in a well lubricated way.

This seems to be a case of an Outreach program reaching out a bit too far.


Bunny said...

OMG, that woman and her family must be so traumatized. Imagine - having to purchase new sex toys and another bottle of lube! It's horrible. Just horrible.

Anonymous said...

I'll be her sex toy.