Sunday, August 3, 2008

In Step With Old Knudsen

Interview by Warriorwoman

I met with Soren 'Old' Knudsen at his Southern California villa. He was charming relaxed, and very active for a man of his years. He introduced me to 'Snack size' the puppy he just rescued when he found it wandering the streets. We sat on the patio and drank some delicious lemonade that was made for him by the orphans at the local orphanage as a thank you for all the help he has given them.

What is your favorite quotable line from a Movie?

"Whenever there is any doubt then there is no doubt." Ronin 1998.

Who is the most famous person you have spoken to?

Myself, as I am a man of great wisdom combined with humour and humble humility.

How many bags/boxes of Potato Chips are consumed at your place in a month?

One maybe two but not every month as America has a poor selection of flavours.

Who is your all time favorite Cartoon Character?

Spongebob Squarepants. That show is just wasted on idiot children.

What foreign food dish do you prepare from scratch and serve?

Foreign to who? I do make curry (a British invention) potatoes, pork chops and cabbage on St Patrick's day as a pretend Irish dish. I make French fries (from France) an Ulster fry and various rice dishes. I eat everything with Miracle whip.

What is your favorite section of the Supermarket?

The International food aisle as sometimes I get a nice surprise and the drink aisle of course.

What was your high school teams mascot and what were the school’s colors?

No mascots. The colours are the usual uniform of black trousers, black blazer, grey or white shirt and grey v-neck jumper and my last school tie was grey and blue stripped we didn't have shoes as we were poor so we tied bits of wood to our feet.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

I hear that line all the time but my answer would be yes.

Thank you Mr Knudsen for your time its been a pleasure.

No thank you Warriorwoman.


warriorwoman said...


MJ said...

I feel so much closer to you now, as if I know you personally.

Anonymous said...

I hate you even more now.

witchypoo said...

Whew! Thank Goddess it wasn't one of those damn memes.

angela said...

Yes alright the picture is just ADORABLE. And that puppy looks SO cute. Please provide more puppy photos especially ones done in potatoes pork chops cabbage and Miracle Whip. Angela will post youTube links on your other blog if that will help motivate you.

Your Ronin quote is also very interesting ... pretty sure it derives from St Thomas The Doubter, a Zen Catholic hybrid monk who wrote a treatise called, "Why Am I So Depressed" in 1284. The frontispiece of his manuscript features the words ...

"Where there is great doubt,
there will be great awakening;
small doubt, small awakening,
no doubt, no awakening."

Thomas said...

I really doubt I said that.

angela said...

Angela has no doubt that Thomas is correct but then again angela is asleep and unlikely to awaken because of her own lack of doubt so it is unlikely she will ever realise it in the first place.

Knudsen, your thought provoking interview has awoken a can of worms here.

Bunny said...

Why does Angela refer to herself in the third person? Like Elmo.

angela said...

Angela is what you might call a 'No Limits 24/7 Total Submissive Bondage Enthusiast.' (NL247TSBE Patent Pending).

Third-person speech is common in our genre - we refer to it as 'Slave Talk.'

Angela uses third-person primarily to remind herself of her 'place', to reinforce to herself that she is merely property and that she is no longer her own person but exists solely for the amusement of the Master (Knudsen, Sir, or Mr Knudsen as she prefers to call Him). However, because Angela lives a long way away from Him, she is obliged to limit her pleasuring of Him to teasing and other forms of blogging fun.

Elmo on the other hand is a childish, self-obsessed puppet who is only concerned with Elmo. He just passively observes things:
'Elmo is looking at a sandwich.'
'Elmo is eating a sandwich.'
'Elmo is crapping out the sandwich.'
'Elmo is writing his name on the wall with his own shit.'

Angela is now a little worried that you might confuse her with that self obsessed cunt Elmo (although she would do a wall mural if Sir requested it).

Thankyou for your enquiry miss Bunny. Angela appreciates your interest, always enjoys your comments, and has had sexual fantasies of you on two make that three occasions. She shares with you a deep love of The Knudsen and an impulse control problem ;-) xxooxx *

* kisses and hugs are sincere

Anonymous said...

Anonymous thinks Angela is funny.