Monday, December 24, 2007

Man Forced To Marry Goat

The # 1 story of 2007 as voted by you, the reader. A Sudanese man named, Mr Tombe, was forced to take a goat for a wife after being caught having sex with it.

The owner of the goat, Mr Alifi, surprised the man with the goat causing him to fall off the back of it. Alifi captured and tied up Tombe and took him to a council of elders.

They said they should not take it to the police as he was using the goat as his wife and ordered Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars (£100) to Mr Alifi.

Alifi felt hurt and betrayed by his favourite goat but took the money. As far as anyone knows Mr Tombe and Trixie the goat are still living happily together as man and goat.


Sam of Preston said...

It was rigged I voted for the Brad and Angie sweatshop scandal.

Anonymous said...

She's so beautiful, it makes me want to cry.