Friday, February 1, 2008

Church Intruder Caught Holding The Goods

Police in New Jersey arrested Thomas G. Findler a civilian State Police employee for sneaking into a church to look at pornography on a nun's computer. Authorities said Findler had been sneaking into the church in the night over the last three weeks to look at pornography.

A church custodian found Findler, who worships at the church, on the nun's computer looking at the salacious images and chased him out, right into a police officer who happened to be next door at the donut shop.

Police charged him with burglary and theft. They are currently examining DNA evidence that was left all over the scene.

Sister Bridget a nun at the church said: " Why would he be on my computer looking for smut ? everyone knows you go to the priest's computer for the really good porn."

4 comments:

Memarie Lane said...

That picture is priceless.

Anonymous said...

You just know she has more porn than me.

Anonymous said...

All nuns want to do is play World of Warcraft.

Anonymous said...

Good post.