Sunday, March 23, 2008

A Lust For Living

The Godfather of Punk Iggy Pop has revealed that he has under gone a live embalming process that will enable him to live forever.

The singer had his blood replaced by an embalming fluid, the same liquid that was injected into Gary Busey's brain after his 1988 motorcycle accident that fractured his skull and left him with permanent brain damage.

Iggy Pop can do everything and more after his procedure, the 74 year-old no longer needs to eat or sleep and floats like a log when in water. Now if only he would put on a shirt.


witchypoo said...

Does it also eradicte those pesky wrinkles?

reckless said...

He floats like a butter fly and pisses like a bee: takes him about an hour, and back ten minutes later to finish it off.
Gunther Van Hagens is doin' him for copy right.

warriorwoman said...

where can I get some?

Gary Busey said...

A red sheep black sheep and white sheep all danced for the devil. The middle word in life is 'if' the other two letters are le which is french for 'the'