Friday, March 21, 2008

Paris Hilton Joins Scientology

In a bid to garner support from the Hollywood elite Tom Cruise has enlisted Paris Hilton into the ranks of Scientology.

In a statement given by Paris earlier this week she refused to give any details but said: " I am very interested in science and all the good it has done for the world and thing and as a scientologist I hope to some day invent or market something that will help the poor people in Africa or Asia ."

When asked if she had read any of L.Ron Hubbards books she gave a blank stare and said: "No but I've seen all the movies."


warriorwoman said...

All the freaks are gathering in one place, that's good, it cuts down on the ammount of ammunition needed.

Tom Cruise said...

I'll sue the lot of you!