Monday, March 3, 2008

Sasquatch Abducted By UFO

Known as the yeti or Bigfoot, Sasquatch Henderson from Ruby Creek, British Columbia only thought he had tourists with cameras that made his bum look big to fear until he faced a true nightmare.

October around 8 pm in 2007 Henderson was walking along chewing on a squirrel . Something happened that would change his live forever.

"It looked to me like air, or steam, or something escaping from a pipe and smelled like rotten eggs," Henderson said. A piercing sound made Henderson stop .

That's when Henderson says he spotted a large UFO hovering behind him."It was some kind of craft, it was probably 30 or 40 feet. There were these three things, they weren't Gigantopithecus blacki or human beings. I know now they were robots.

The sight of the aliens is burned into Henderson's memory and he suffers anxiety attacks when he watches Battlestar Galactica or Lost in Space.

"They appeared to me and had top hats made out of something like elephant skin, it was very wrinkled. These things came to me and took a hold of me with their strong metal hands . I went into that beam of light and they carried me aboard that craft." He says the aliens held him for about 30 minutes.

"Something came out of that wall, like a big eye. It came up in front of me, it went under me, and it came back up my back side. The next time I saw it, it came over my head in front of me. I told it to take a picture, it would last longer.
"They turned me around and carried me right back out where they picked me up."
Then Henderson says, "within the blink of an eye, it was all over. The UFO was gone." The creature of legend was left wondering what had happened.

"I thought it might be a threat to the country like conservationists , some type of threat to the country. I thought it over again, and decided to would go the sheriff's department," Henderson said.

After the mysterious abduction, Henderson passed lie detector tests and was even questioned under hypnosis. Investigators are on record saying the Bigfoot's story never wavered, he even had bits of squirrel in his beard .

"I am not trying to force anybody to believe anything. I just simply tell them what happen to me, and they can make up their own minds if they want to believe it or not."
Months later and Henderson says he still can't get the ordeal out of his mind and now he is ready to talk about it.
"They're just simply unidentified flying objects that come from other worlds , and those worlds are, I have no idea. I was terribly frightened dude ."
Since this report the military under the guidance of a top secret agency National Unit for Tactical Security (NUTS) as run by Director Harold Ostins have dissected and analyzed the Bigfoot and their findings will be released to the public who request it in 30 years. if you wish to meet what is left of Sasquatch Henderson then visit the Smithsonian Museum.


UFO expert said...

I heard N.U.T.S. were known as 'The men in spandex'.

Brad Stitt said...

I love all ufo stuff its my favorite flavor of crazy.

warriorwoman said...

So if the aliens are stealing all the Sasquatchses that may be why I find myself alone every Saturday night.
My mother always said to show up naked with beer and pizza. Dummy me, I should have stopped shaving and trapped a few squirrels.
I'd be married now!!!