Thursday, March 20, 2008

Suicide At Mel Gibson Home


Breaking News

A construction worker committed suicide at one of Mel Gibson's homes .

It happened at Mel's Agoura Hills home near Malibu. The construction worker was 48-years-old. We're told he hung himself as he was depressed after Mel had visited the site to find his favourite actor whom he idolised was only 5ft 4 inches tall .
The body was found by the job site foreman.

Mel was not at the house when the body was discovered. No one from Gibson's family was living at the house it is currently under heavy construction.

Gibson was not available for a comment but fellow action star Bruce Willis said that it was a terrible tragedy and for the record he himself is 5 ft 11 inches tall.

6 comments:

Tracey said...

ROFL: Go Mel!

Anonymous said...

just found this blog. I think I will stay here all fucking day!

the swede

Mel Gibson said...

I may not be tall but I to am well hung.

warriorwoman said...

so Mel is only 5' 4" eh?

mmmmm.........that's perfect

The Troll said...

I'd kick his midget ass for a quarter.

The Tall Red Head said...

you are the funniest man alive.....