Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Brown Is One Of A Kind
Photo artist Alison Jackson, known for celebrity mock-up photos which includes photographing doubles of famous people in compromising positions, and making shows such as BBC 2's Double Take and Channel 4's Blaired Vision has had great trouble trying to find a double for British prime minister Gordon Brown.
She blamed his "huge bovine features," she had never had this trouble before and dreaded the thought of Brown becoming PM. "It's the size of the head maybe... nobody comes close its massive," she told the OBB News.
"He's got this huge jaw and most people don't have a jaw that kind of size. It's not even the details of his mouth drop or the eye thing it's something to do with the whole head shape," she said.
"I've been trying to work it out. Is it his Celtic features? I'm going to Scotland to try and find someone who might look like him" she added.
Gordon Brown was unavailable for comment about his hideous features but Junior minister Alan Wallstock was: " I think that Mr Brown is a very attractive man, a George Clooney with a Russell Crowe edge. When he shakes your hand and looks you in the eyes and smiles your knees start to tremble."
New Woman Magazine last year voted Mr Brown among the world's 100 sexiest men, alongside the likes of Bond star Daniel Craig, Old Knudsen and Johnny Depp.