Monday, January 28, 2008

Shocking Trailer Park Tragedy

Police responded to a call at Restless Oaks Village mobile home park in Pennsylvania to discover a shocking scene. Toby Taylor, 37, was trying to perform CPR on his 29 year-old wife Kirsten , who was lying on her back in the couple's living room.

The two officers took over CPR and hooked up an automated defibrillator to Kirsten Taylor. The machine delivered a shock to her, and the officers continued administering CPR as Toby Taylor sat on the couch holding a cushion on his lap shifting uncomfortably.
Kirsten Taylor.

Taylor told them his wife had been shocked while using a hair dryer but later on police could not find the dryer.
She was taken to York Hospital, where she was pronounced dead but well done.

Police spoke with Toby Taylor again at the Hospital. It was then that he admitted to lying and said that he and his wife "have been engaging in electric shock sex and other types of extreme bondage sex for about two years as he had impotency problems and normal sex no longer 'did it' for him," according to charging documents.

Toby Taylor told police he and his wife got home about 10 p.m. and that she went into the computer room, logged on to OBB News, took off her clothes as she was prone to do and hooked up clips to her nipples and shocked herself by plugging in an electric flex.

Toby Taylor then came into the room wearing a flat cap and read the post to get aroused, he then put a piece of electrical tape over her mouth and shocked her three or four times while swearing in a fake Scottish accent.
Kirsten Taylor, who was on her knees, fell onto her face. At first Toby Taylor thought his wife was joking, but then he rolled her over and saw she was unconscious.

He dressed her in something flattering yet casual and carried her toward the door to take her to the hospital, but she stopped breathing. He called 911 and started CPR.

York County Coroner Barry Bloss said:" Kirsten Taylor's body had several visible burns, which clearly indicated electrocution, this was bizarre sex. Some people would say this was perverted sex. I have never seen anything like this before its kinda hot, Bloss said.
"Even if you did it before, you have to know you could kill someone and that blog could cause some serious brain damage."

OBB News would only comment at having sorrow about such senseless and tragic waste of a life.
Old Knudsen's mother Gertrude was happy to oblige with a statement : " As I tell all my children, never do anything that you don't want to explain to the paramedics."

Toby Taylor was charged with involuntary manslaughter and reckless endangerment.


bittersweet me said...

excellent advice from Old Mrs Old Knudsen


Shocking news.
I might just give it go- somethin's got to work, I running out of ideas.

Charles A. Graner Jr said...

I used to electrocute prisoner's testicles for fun at Abu Ghraib.

sensible man said...

This is the funniest thing I've ever read!