Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Full Metal Jack Off


Ohio man Arthur Price is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

A tipster gave police three DVDs showing him having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

When police questioned him he laid all his cards on the table which was still sticky and admitted that he had sex with the picnic table and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home as well as a Tiffany lamp . He added that the table is quite the hottie as was asking for it.

The table is receiving a good wash down and counseling.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

1 comment:

Warlockman said...

Nice title dude that is just sick.