Monday, April 14, 2008

Spring Brings New Hope For Treeman

Good news for the 35 year-old Indonesian fisherman named Dede who had warty roots growing out of him after he cut his knee in a teenage accident.

His affliction is caused by the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV), a fairly common infection that usually causes small warts to develop on sufferers.

After not being able to work as a fisherman he made a meager living whittling small animals and love spoons out of his legs.

Now Dede has sprouted lush green leaves and hopes they will flower and be pollinated by bees as he hasn't had sex for years even though he sports plenty of wood.

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