Monday, April 21, 2008

Moby Wants To Be Speared

New York DJ and pop star Moby proclaims his love and obsession for train-wreck pop icon Britney Spears, he told OBB News:

"The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, and the more I love her ... I would marry her in a heartbeat."

Fat weird women everywhere have been given new hope, Moby may not look like much but he is called Moby after Moby Dick the great white sperm whale and has a love of harpooning.

1 comment:

wariorwoman said...

can I have his number????