Friday, April 25, 2008

Zombie Winehouse

She may have talent, a substance abuse problem and a face for radio. Amy Winehouse is thought by top experts to have turned into a zombie.

Winehouse was bitten by her husband Blake Fielder-Civil a rage infected primate while she visited him in prison where he is serving time for perverting the course of justice by trying to bribe his way out of an assault charge.

The once functioning performer now shuffles about listlessly and grunts and claws at the paparazzi, the only shred of her former life she remembers is drinking and smoking.
If she exchanges body fluids with someone else they may also become infected. It is not known at this time how this will effect her music career.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Is she only 3 feet tall?